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alright faggots, what’s the biggest snake you’ve ever seen?
>out far west QLD near Mica Creek
>getting raped by spinifex
>decide to hop down into an empty creek bed with less rapegrass
>a couple of feet away there’s a death adder curled up
>about as thick as my wrist, head the size of my fist
>definitely in striking distance
>I freeze, close to pissing myself
>it lifts it’s head
>suddenly adrenaline body chooses flight response
>run and scramble back up the creek bed like a giant pussy
>look back down into creek bed and snake is nowhere to be seen
>mfw I have no face
Was the only death adder I had ever seen though, 98% of snake encounters I’ve had are brown snakes
pic related, they are ugly assholes
