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>hears scratching from porch
>gets out of bed
>proceeds to walk sideways due to instant wake
>walks into sunroom (room that is enclosed on porch)
>looks out window
>unit is on my porch
>goes to fridge
>aggressively tries to find food for unit
>gets half of a pound cake
>throws it out window
>a week goes by
>more scratching at night
>unit returns
>closer
>such a bandit
>awaiting his return
>i feel glad he is a regular customer
