>>161402>suddenly you have the shitsoh my god.
i have a story for this.
/out/, my brothers, you must know my shame and victory.
>last summer>mothafuckin massive sinus infection outa fuckin nowhere>get antibiotics, thank god>tfw horrible watery antibiotic shits every 3hrs (but dealing with it)>qt3.14 "oh hey anon, my (girl) friends n i want to go hiking at that state park you're always at, wanna show us around?">challenge accepted>group of four 7/10 lil hotties and myself>quick little hike, they're casuals at best>2miles to a lookout cliff, then back>its a hot day, cuties are shedding clothes>glistening skin, overfilled sports bras, the smell of the woods, the wind in my hair>suddenly i feel it, half a mile into the return>an antibiotic shit is trying to claw n kick its way out my ass>panic>clench n hold it for a quarter milethis aint gonna work son, we're losin it
>"hey girls, i gotta take a piss, there's only one trail, i'll be right behind you">they round a corner, i sprint up the mountainside to a boulder that at least half-blocks the view of the horrors im about to unleash>rip off my shorts completely, this is gonna be messy>my shit goes projectile down the hillside>now how the hell am i gonna wipe?>madrone saplings check, california bay check>wiped and cover-scented accomplished. hell i smell better than when we headed back>jog up the trail n catch up, less than 5min have passed>"miss me?"and thats how i managed a swift ninja utterly foul mountain shit in the company of several beautiful women
