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>be in a big outdoorsy group in college
>on a camping trip in a national park with several other foids and normies in the group
>the squirrels are clearly affected by the year round human presence in the campground
>they all rely on scavenging food and are very bold/stupid
>on the first day one particular squirrel with a stump for a tail keeps annoying us
>call him retard lol
>won't run away unless you throw something at him
>night falls and the fucking thing is running around between the tent floor and the ground and scratching the canvas
>next day everyones blood is boiling
>everyone starts talking about killing him and eating him
>lordoftheflies.png
>create a crude trap out of some netting and string, put some bread in the net
>sure enough retard takes the bait and gets stuck
>i grab the net with him in it and bring it to the table
>pull out my buck 110 auto and stab him on the top of the neck
>immediately everyone stops laughing and one of the foids bursts into tears
>hold on, this whole operation was your idea
>incredibly awkward after that
>one of the guys pulls me aside
>"hey anon, that was actually kind of fucked up, we were just joking. i think the girls would feel more comfortable if you left"
>basically forced to take the designated bus 4 hrs home
>hippie jabbers in my ear for the whole time about climbing and mushrooms
Ever since covid-19 camping and shit has been infested with these kinds of people. I think I'll just stay home and play video games.
