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>Be military guy in some european country
>been enlisted for 5 years
>one month long "hardening training" (best translation I could do), basically stupidly hard for the sake of being stupidly hard
>average temperature in the moutains at night -20°C
>I'm the only one who has actual cold weather gear because gearfag
>one night, one of the only girls here comes and ask to sleep with me in my fjellduken, for warmth
>so tired from the day climbing and running that I say yes without having a single dirty thought
>we end up not quite fucking (because no condoms and it was more then 10 days since our last shower) but naked against each other and using our hands
>continue this for the following nights
>come back to our actual unit where it is not cold as fuck
>weird semi friend with benefits relationship
and voila