>>1512127-Tarp
-Hammock
-Firestarter
-Food/water
-Gun with at least 2 reloads worth of bullets
-2.5 quart bottle of lube
-Half-dozen #16 grizzly traps
-50 feet of paracord
-150 feet of case-hardened steel chains
-Hatchet
-22 inch long double sided dildo
-Camera
-64gb recording card
-Trash bag for keeping the trails clean
-A full retinue of slaves
-Toilet paper
-Enema bag
-Colostomy bag
-Bear bag
-Bear-sized enema bag
-Plastic bag big enough to fit over the head of a bear
C'mon anon, we're talking about the basics here. I get needing some advice, but you can't be this much of a fucking tenderfoot.
