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Be me, a kid in the mid 1970s riding my bike (metallic green with a banana seat and ape-hanger
handle bars) to the party store to get a candy bar, when a big ass mixed-breed Lab jumps out of
the tall grass and bites me on the leg, leaving a single puncture wound on my calf.
Mom takes me to the emergency room where this wet-behind-the-ears Doogie Howser type doctor
says; "yep, you're going to get 100 rabies shots right in the stomach with a foot long needle!", causing
me to immediately cry my eyes out (I think he just wanted to get the experience of administrating the
shots).
Mom says "screw that" and takes me our family doctor and he just gave me a tetanus shot and here
I am today.
