>>1824010>city slicker friend calls me up, wants to go on an outdoor adventure>hes really been getting into more outdoorsy stuff recently so im happy>mostly he drives around the country, parks up at trail heads and climbs pikes >pikes are an old english term for a big hill with a pointed top btw>all while smoking copious amounts of weedwere based in the UK btw
>he drives us to a trail head in the Lake District>hes smoking weed the entire drive>we get there and start climbing a pike nearby>half way up we see a couple climbing in full gear>walking sticks, 30L packs, boots ect.>im in hiking trainers (sneakers amerifats), shorts and a small 20L pack with water, snacks and a camera>my man is wearing suede shoes, jeans and a button up shirt>no pack>"hey anon, lets race those guys to the top">"we've got no chance, lets just chill and get up there whenever">"we can beat them if we take a short cut">he proceeds to walk off the trail and try to climb an incline of loose boulders>in suede shoes>"mate you're gonne fuckin die">"nah come on its fine">"fuck that lad, im staying on the path">"pussy boy">i watch him keep going until he (predictably) grabs a loose rock>the rock is fuckin huge>im talking like easily 1 ton>in rolls and almost crushes his arm>rolls towards the trail but stops just short>he came back down after that>mfw>walked to the pike and smoked a jointwe didn't beat the hikers to the top
