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>be Californian suburbanoid
>discover that animals exist outside of zoos and TV shows
>start sweating profusely and feel a panic attack coming on
>"G-guys, how do I avoid being literally killed by Trump-voting big cats?"
>told that they pretty much never attack people
>clearly this is Republican fake news intended to get me literally killed
>stick to jogging down the sidewalk instead
>mugged and killed for my Airpods™ and Fila™ foam trainers
On the other hand, when other anons tell you that cougars are virtually no threat to people, they're not taking into account that you radiate fear and weakness everywhere you go.
