>>2720357>Be you>Fishing in a small peaceful pond>Cast your line out>Hear a *thunk* as your lure hits something just below the surface>"huh, must be a rock" >Suddenly something big emerges from the water>Its five feet across and weighs over a ton>You pissed off a snapping turtle>Big mistake>Before you can even blink, it jumps out towards you>It's jaws come down with the force of a hydraulic press and the speed of a bullet>Instantly cleaves off your entire leg>In a panic you scramble back to your truck>Try to start the engine>Wheels spin, but you don't move>It's holding the rear bumper in its mouth, preventing you from escaping>The last thing you see as you lose consciousness from blood loss is the turtle biting its way through the car doorDon't fuck with snapping turtles.
