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> be me
> hiking innawoods one day with my friends, beautiful day
> had already encountered a couple of ticks earlier in the day, so kinda paranoid
> get home
> getting ready to take a shower
> do a full body inspection, just in case
> lift up my balls and look
> what's that little dot..?
> mfw tick buried in my scrotum
> fucking scream like a little school girl
> "Anon what's wrong"
> "THERE'S A FUCKING TICK BURIED IN ME"
> "Where is it? Can you pull it out"?
> "It's.. uh.. in a 'private' area"
> grab tick forceps
> grab my nuts and prepare to remove the fucker
> pinch its back and pull
> success.exe
> Now tell everyone i had a tick in my dick
The whole experience still has me paranoid every time I hike
