>>649711>camping with family when I was little>me and older brother go exploring in nearby woods>I just follow and do everything he asks like a typical little brother>we stumble across a bunch of willows >after the willows is a large clearing>with a large herd of only ginger cows just hanging out>none of their horns are trimmed, so just all large horned ginger cow herd>my brother slowly walks up to nearest cow, all of them staring creepily as cows do>he slowly approaches one and begins to stroke it, I hold back>he strokes it long enough for me to think its okay to do the same>as soon as i reach out, the cow headbutts my brother, enough to make him stumble backwards in panic, not enough to fall over>ohfuck.jpg>I can suddenly feel the tension of all this herd staring at me and brother>closest cow begins to imitate that hoof drag thing you see in cartoons>I remember thinking that was a myth up until that point>we slowly back away while facing them and when we get a few meteres inbetween us we turn tail and peg it through the willows we came in throughI know it was not much of a story, but fuck man I was so scared.
