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>innawoods with some buddies
>drinkin shine and cookin sausages at night
>go off to take a piss
>redlight head lamp
>pissin
>suddenly hear rustling in the brush
>turn to look
>there's a black shape crouched next to a bush making sex noises
>redlight makes it even spookier
>freak the fuck out
>try to run
>still pissing
>trip
>piss. piss every where
>turns out it was just my buddy in his black thermals and a balaclava
>everyone laughs at me
>now completely terrified my asshole friends will fuck with me whenever i go off alone
>every time i piss i do it while constantly turning in a circle
>get nicknamed "the sprinkler" by asshole friends
