>>1979973>British Army training>first night inna woods exercise>ive never been camping in my life>about 1am rlly need to pee>get out of my sleeping bag and its dark as fook, can't see my own hands>our tarp was just one from the end, then just woods beyond there, so decide my plan is to sneaky tip tip toe my way past that tarp, as I remember there being a bit of a ditch behind it so if I can find that ditch, I'd have my bearings to feel my way back right?>tippy toe my way forward, hear a crinkle under me feet, ah good its their tarp, tippy toe around that to the other side, find the ditch>job well done>relieve my self of the golden river>turn back around to try aim by bearings>slip on the edge of the ditch>fall in my own piss>get back up, take a few steps forward>where the fuck is the ditch.png>completely lost my bearings>walk around the woods in circles for ages trying to feel for tarps tied to trees.>come 3am I hear someone in the distance say "Where the fuck is he???">it's my turn for sentry to "guard" the camp (pesky squirrels, they're taliban spies)>i manage to walk my way back to where the voices are coming from>"where were you anon">"just went loo, sir">"alright well you're on sentry till 4, hop to">I get to contemplate the next hour over the fact that I spent the last 2 hours wondering around in circles like a twat instead of sleepingFun times, glad I slept in my kit that night cos it was cold and I didn't care that they told us we'd get better sleep if we change for the night. I could've been walking around half naked hahah.
