>>424933>>424934>get home from work at Dunks>3pm>sit on the couch>turn on history channel>suddenly I'm driving in my car with my buddy from work and I feel the car get pulled up into the air and my heart jumps>wake up frantically (I passed out ???)>see 'grey' face in corner of the room>struggle to turn my head but can't>summon my inner super saiyan and break out of paralysis, hurt my neck wicked bad>look in the direction of the face>it's gone>Log men of New Jersey or something is on>look from the tv outside>it's pitch black>look at the clock>it's 10pm>???????????>it was only 3 four seconds ago>roomate walks into the apartment>asks what the fuck is wrong, are you ok, etc.>tell him what happened>finish off a handle of jack and watch DBZ all nightcould have gone worse tbh
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