>>1250247>I try to shit in rivers so I can wash my ass with the water tooYou know you can shit on land beside the river and scoop water with your hand, right? You don't have to actually shit in the river, you idiot. You contaminate it by doing so and you fuck everything up for all the people who find your shit washed ashore.
Fuck you, retard. Dig a 6 inch hole and shit in there, retard. Your shit won't decompose in the water