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>Tfw English
>Wake up everyday rock hard throbbing erection
>First thought, "Wish I lived a thousand years ago so I could conquer and shi-- fuck me, the weather, when will it end? Ah well"
>Piss, brush teeth (heh)
>Oats.jpeg followed by shot of rum (or 4)
>Walk outside, feel beautiful English breeze hit my face
>Air smells as beautiful as it ever did
>See green pastures in the distance, sun making them appear golden, literally look like golden hills
>Walk down street nodding and saying hello to people I know in my community
>Go to local park, read a book from one of many Genius tier English writers
>Walk home humming one of many great pieces of music composed by Englishmen
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Feels good, OP must live in the South or a big city