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>chilling around the campfire with some bros back when I was still in scouts
>maybe about twelve at the time
>assclown social reject sitting next to me with a fuckin' marshmallow on a stick holding it way too close to the fire
>naturally, that shit ignites
>his first reaction is to whip the stick back out of the flames
>molten flaming marshmallow sails off the end of the stick, ends up plopping right on the dudes forehead
>look over to him, then look over to my dad, who's at the time shootin' the shit with the other adults at the campsite
>scream out "DAD, HIS FACE IS ON FIRE"
>other child who is now batting out the flames that were atop his head after another scout dumps a canteen full of water over his head is on the ground sobbing while clutching at the scorched burned mess that was his forehead eyebrows and hair
>he ends up having to get brought to the hospital
>his soccer mom decides toasting marshmallows is dangerous and tries to get it banned