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How come boomers are so unnaturally good at fishing?
This morning I went fishing for 4 and a half hours and didn’t get a single bite. Threw Chatter, Buzz, Spinners, spoons, jigs, and Texas rigged plastic worms and craws. Didn’t have any live bait though. Not one bite the whole fucking morning.
My grandmother comes out, asks for a cast and I tell her by all means. Catches a 3 pound largemouth on the first cast with the same worm in the same spot. She didn’t even fish it any differently, it hit it on the fall.
I fished for another hour and a half and still nothing.
Fuck boomers.
At least I had a good view at sunrise. Pic related