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a man probably will just
>use his boy scout lore
>follow a river
>ended up in bumfuck hick town 4 days later
>the local sheriff laugh at him
>get picked up by his friends
>getting laughed at by them too
>no one even realized he's missing
>became local bar gossip
>"hey remember that one time anon ended lost in the woods for a week, lmao"
no, this is not based on my personal experience