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FUCK THAT PANSY ASS HIPPY SHIT AND GET THE BELLEVILLE MAXX, THE MAXIMALIST ULTRA-CUSHIONED TACTICAL BOOT
YOU WON'T EVEN BE AWARE THAT YOU'RE WALKING ON THE GROUND WITH FIVE BILLION LAYERS OF THICC VIBRAM CUSHIONING. THIS BAD BOY ONLY HAS A 6MM HEEL TO TOE DROP...BECAUSE IT'S 23MM AT FOREFOOT AND 29MM AT HEEL!
25-50% MORE ABSORBENT THAN ANY OTHER SHOE, THORNS, ROCKS AND EVEN THE LARGEST INSECTS WILL GET ABSORBED PAINLESSLY INTO THE ABYSS OF THE SOLE, NEVER TO TROUBLE YOUR TREMBLING, PINK VIRGIN FOOT. YOU'LL BE AS ALIENATED FROM THE EARTH AS YOU ARE FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY EVEN IN THE MOST DIFFICULT TERRAIN.
MINIMALISM IS FOR PUSSIES
