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Ok guys. Was gunna post it in the last thread but it's on its way to the archives. I have rules for a vanlife drinking game.
Rules are simple. Get on YouTube and watch camper/van tour vids of people showing off their builds. Take a drink whenever:
>Occupants have dreads or neon hair
>Occupants quit big business/banking etc to retire on the road
>Occupants are normal fucking people who just genuinely love snowboarding/rock climbing or an /out/ activity
>Occupants are trust fund kids who didn't build their own van because rich parents
>Occupants are lesbians
>Occupants have tattoos
>Van is a VW
>Van looks like it'll break down every 5 miles
>It's a guy "roughing it" in a school bus or RV
>Van has a shower that doesn't get used, turned into storage space instead
>Van has done totally useless contraption that they couldn't do without, like a smoothie machine or bowling ball cleaner etc
>Digital nomad
>Van is incredibly over engineered like that Aussie dude
>Hipster
>Shameless product placement or plug
>Mentions parking at Walmart
>Pays to park in a campground/RV park
>Shills their blog, Insta, book or Patreon at the end of the video
>It's only doing vanlife to do charity for virtue signaling
>YouTuber actually gives good advice in the video
Any suggestions or extra rules feel free to add.
