>>847742Ok now I will
>be me, 18, Just moved from the suburbs to a more rural area>miles of trails around my house almost never used because over half the towns population was over seventy (legit statistic)>also meant I had to go deep innawoods or old women would call the cops on me like they do the Fed-ex guy>taking a gap-year to do constructive shit including but not limited to loosing some fucking weight so hiking around alot >walking through a big gorge full of trees so tall and thin you can see super far through the trees, also fall so everything's orange and yellow>cold breeze makes me have to piss, bushwack further down gorge so some fsggot doesn't see my dick>notice blue bag way down near the bottom where the gorge turns into a swamp half-buried in leaves>it's a really shitty tent awkwardly stuffed in the bag but has its stakes and everything so whatevs>nothing else around it unless it's buried in leaves so I figure some drunks left it and it's mine now>couldn't have been more wrong>barely made it back to the trail before I hear someone/thing shuffling through the leaves from whence I came, hear a hoarse cry a some loud, angry, guttural noises>remember that the interstates on the other side of the gorge and sometimes hobos follow it between cities>have hobo-phobia, communication not an option, start sprinting >running through leaves noises as hell, hobo hears and starts making really fucking loud growling noises >can't hear anything else over me running through leaves and don't turn around until I've passed the trail head, mfw no hobo>throw tent away when I get home, didn't even want it reallyAnd that's how a stole a tent from a homeless man
Will cont no matter how bad I am at this
