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I live in the area of the Sierra Nevada Mountains just a bit North-west of Yosemite. When I say I live in the fucking woods all the time is an understatement, and I've found more than a few strange things in my 29ish years on this blue ball.
>be in backyard about 2 miles out
>clearing area for camping
>move bush away and hit metal with machete
>find a crashed airplane
>find old bones inside, human
>run like a fat bitch for two miles uphill
>have heaving fit trying to tell my mother what I found
>police show up, clear it out, and leave all within about two days
>never even made the paper
I've got a few more
