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>Be me
>Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists)
>Go on a camping trip
>New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass.
>Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime.
>Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night.
>There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at.
>Take a smore and finish it but want another one.
>Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said.
>Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it.
>Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire
>"I said only one!"
I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?
