>>644331I have done almost half the things on your list for zero pay as a search and rescue volunteer, get off your high horse.
You neglect to mention all the shitty things you do every day like collect revenue by handing out tickets for people breaking laws that should not exist.
Ever pull highway duty?
Ever been forced to pull over truck drivers and give them tickets that cost thousands and fuck with their ability to make a living?
Ever poke your snout in places that was none of your goddamn business ?
Ever shine your flashlight in someones car to see what they were carrying ?
Ever enforced laws against victimless crimes?
Ever ruin some kids future by hauling him off to jail for having some pot in his possession?
Ever been the straw that broke the camels back and turned someones bad day into the end of their happiness.
You know what? All in all I think I would take my chances without you given the choice.