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Forest jannies are the most unnatural part of the forest and dont belong there. Let me explain. Two common types of forest jannies are the boomer forest patrol and the mentally inept younger breeds, borderline retarted individuals.
The first type boomers are unnatural because in the wild they would already be dead, without the use of modren medicine they would have succumbed to illness years ago. The other type is too stupid to survive, they are like Niezsche last men, nature would of offed them long ago, they survive on their technology and doritos.
They are a nuisance and out of place in the woods.
