>>2424684When Dad gets home I spill the beans entirely
>Tell Dad I pissed off a monster and lead it home. Dad is not fazed but mad at me>Dad decides to take out all the trash and move the cans way away from the house. He mows the lawn too, way out so we can see it coming. Then he turns the automatic lights on that came with our house. We turned them off when we moved in since they always go on and its wakes us up. 99%of the time its a dog or racoon. 1% of the time its nothing.Dad then calls animal control tells them that a bear has been fucking around on property and if he has to he'll shoot it. They get mad, he tells them to come get it then. They say they cant.
Dad says 'that aught to do it' like he solved it. I trust him.
that night the lights go on and we hear the noises. Dad opens back door and yells "hey bear, go away bear" again and again, but there is nothing in sight. I now have courage since Dad is there, so i look out my windows. I see nothing. Lights go off.
>After a while lights on again. Dad does same thing. Nothing to see tho. >this repeats all night, until Dad says fuck it its just a bear it'll fuck off eventually. >I can't sleep at all. I am staring out windows, with shades barely pulled aside all night. >I see something big coming from some trees far out. It moves very quickly and un naturally. Iike it doesn't haver to build up speed to move or stop. just moves rapidly and reverses course rapidly too. shaped like a buick with long spidery leggs.>I watch this thing move around the yard way off for like an hour, not saying anything. Eventually it leaves.
>Next day I spot massive inprints in the yard through the window and check it out. Like something BIG was standing and looking in all our windows, on TWO feet. no mud so no food prints. My window has several deep indents infront of it. >Stay inside for rest of summer. Summer of the ninja has been canceled. It came back a few times in the next weeks but then left for good.
true story.
