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/p/ here. I got one.
>be shooting some beautiful landscapes
>hear some noises near
>i hide in the bushes and take a peek
>it's a photographer
>he doesn't see me
>he goes away and leaves his camera on a tripod
>i come out of the bushes and get closer to his camera
>OH SHIT! It's the Nikon D4! (the newest most expensive camera from Nikon)
>i decide that the owner won't mind if I take some test shot with his camera
>i try to grab the camera, but it doesn't fit in my hands
>"shitty ergonomics" i say to myself
>i try to press the shutter button, but i can't
>"holly fuck Nikon sucks, I'll stick with my Canon"
>bump the camera to the ground
>i'm bear