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>wake up to screaming
>and more screaming
>its my housemates girlfriend
>get up and tell her to shut up
>she practicly sobbing
>go downstairs and ask her what the fuck is up
>shes just pointing to a wall and sobbing
>its a house centipede
>areyoushittingme.png
>get some paper and move it outside
>she still hasnt stopped crying in the last 1/2 hour
>she wasnt stung
>expects me to take her and her bf camping this summer