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Hey brothers sisters too)
Well, hate to tell y'all this but I need to talk about it :(
Need to get it off my chest.
I drove my 1995 Honda Civic 4 hours to a canyon in Oklahoma. Day trip.
I was smoking a delicious blend in a walnut beauty. And then it happened. I was grabbed from behind and my mouth taped shut...turned out it wasn't tape, it was the Biden bumper sticker from my Honda. Next thing I know my hands are tied with cordage and a barefoot hippie is kicking me all over. Then he said "I am the Lundin of pipe prevention, pipe suckers don't know how to survive. Call my papa Cody, bitch."
I was terfied. Clearly this man was insane. Then it got worse, much worse. He pulled my pants down and proceeded to shove my pipe and tobacco up my rectum. And then like the wind he was gone. By the time I got free of the cordage I had one hell of a buzz from the tobacco absorbing in my anus. I was able to push the pipe out.
I'm one of you, bros. And we need to travel with buddies since we're now being targeted for hate crimes.