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my buddy and I took 2 inexperienced women into a canyon over night once.
>Pitch tents on the edge of the stream
>Listen to her bitch about having to poop, and not know how to poop in woods
>Teach her to woods poop (fucking gross)
>Cook and eat dinner
>Go to bed
>Be woken by water
>think the bitch pissed on me
>Realize its the stream rising
>Realize temps were extra high and snow melt is flooding the canyon
>Wake everyone and break camp in record time
>women don't realize what this means
>Walk super slow as my buddy and I are almost jogging
>Keep asking how the water could hurt them
>I've had enough
>decide im going to leave them to drown
>Buddy is not okay with this
>goes to talk to them
>eyes get big, and all of a sudden they're fucking moving
>Don't know what he said, don't care just glad I'm not going to be drowning
>make it to the car in record time
>They jump in and lock the doors
>Get in
"i-is the bear still following us anon?"
"No he's gone now"
>MFW he told them that the flood wasn't the issue and that a bear was following us and that I didn't want them to freak out.
