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#4 shark fishing, backtracking to when I'm in late middleschool
>Shark fishing on beach with older brother
>decide to dig a hole for fishing rod
>tough to dig in sand, I'll stab the sand a couple of times with this machete.
>cuts like butter
>oh, the sand is now loose to easily be extracted by hand
>do this a couple of times to get a nice hole.
next week
>brother is fishing alone on inlet at night
>speeding boat cuts across his line
>reel starts screaming, line getting pulled out at light speed
>brother is strapped into shark pole with a harness around his waste
>is physically hooked to the rod by this device; can't detached because of tension
>gets his emergency machete to cut this ridiculously strong shark fishing line.
>OMFG its not cutting; its dull from me digging in the sand with it (he didn't know I did that)
>he almost dies
>last second he manages to get out a leatherman multi tool and cut the line
>almost got pulled to his death
>told me he lost a $100 worth of line also
feels bad man, I just wanted to make him proud by digging a hole
