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>mfw no mention of me
>be 33
>metal detecting by lake with best bud
>split all finds 50/50
>says nothing there
>dang.jpg
>next day fishing
>friend falls outta boat like an idiot
>swims to shore, hiding something
>see gold
>he's holding out on me
>get in fight, kill him
>fuckfuckfuck
>grab ring
>gotta hide
>not a lot of experience /out/
>can't make decent shelter
>head to goblintown to urbex a place to squat
>remember Daeiv Caentrbeirie talking about how to live innacave
>whynot
>spend 500 years perfecting /out/ skills
>fishing
>stalking
>orienteering
>ring wasn't even gold, just cheap steel
> use it for fire
>glad I'm not with hobbit pussies any more, they hate 'splorin and adventures
>one day idiot hobbit finds my camp
>doesn't shower to repel mosquitoes
>fucking filthy
>takes my only firestarting device
>should've gotten a bic too
>years later, find hobbit with my ring
>let'sfuckinggo.wav
>stalk them, try to take ring back
>they try to fucking kill me
>agree to be their guide to mordor, no other choice
>fat one's annoying as fuck
>takes forever to get rid of him
>finally off the pussy one with a fucking spider
>nvm, still alive
>fucking fat one saves day
>climb up fucking volcano to get ring back
>hobbit just gonna toss it in
>no time to explain LNT to these fags
>grab ring
>too late, I'm in lava
>tfw
