>>1359881I improvised a device I call the Ass-Blaster Twelve Million from a Sawyer backwashing syringe and plastic tubing that I use to inject water into my colon, on the other side of the blockage. I learned about the idea from Japanese enema porn.
This gives me something to push against and makes it a cinch to blast out even really solid, dry fecal masses. Even when it's the size of a baseball bat, it explodes out of there in a shower of rabbit turd sized pellets and stanky poopwater with only minimal effort.
The best part is, when I'm done I can disconnect the tubing and go back to using the syringe to backwash my water filter since no part of it but the tubing actually touched my chocolate starfish.
