>>1235059NEVER try outdoors shit with literal autists/aspies.
> beach trip with programmer/IT buddies> they barely hit the beach, just interested in inland bullshit like puttputt and overpriced arcades> spend great effort explaining how awesome the local jetties are (fun as hell scrambling over the boulders, seeing dolphins, meeting fishermen, watching raccoons that live in the rocks steal their catches, feeling the ocean spray)> manage to convince one buddy and his gf to go with me> halfway out, he's flipping middle finger at me everytime i look at him> he and gf finally make it to the end, complaining how tired they are> somehow he manages to fall in the water (possibly a shitfit out of spite or something)> slippery rocks, he realizes how shit he is at swimming and starts to really freak out> gf tries to pull him up, he pulls her into the water (she cuts herself on rocks during fall)> mfw i realize i have to calm them the fuck down to wrangle them back onto the rocks> dude literally says he wants to flag down a boat and have them call the coastguard> i ditch my sandals and dive in, spend a good 15 minutes calming them down, guide them one step at a time back onto the dry rocks> we spend the next hour painstakingly moving back towards the shore, hearing them complain how i tried to kill them every other step> make it back, buddies gf still bleeding, now knows what a pussy he is> relationship is killi really miss those comfy sandals
