>>902991Those "Saltwater" Gulps are great for freshwater too.
>>902963>no friendsThis is kinda true. That's why I'm on 4chan. When you move across the country in your mid 20s, aren't a student, aren't a bar rat, and work by yourself daily, it can be difficult to make friends. Plus I'm too old to be like "We should be friends! Wanna hang out?" which is also why I don't have a wife or girlfriend.
>>902996This, however, is untrue. It's been a minute but I've been balls deep in some crazy bitches before. Too bad I will never be a wizard.
>>902977The only people who hate me are the ones who take 4chan wayyyy too seriously. I may be slightly retarded, but it is amusing to act even more retarded on Yugoslavian aquarium forums.
Seriously though I do need to bring home some of these qt Latinas I meet at work. Everybody on FB is starting to get married n shit and I'm just over here playing pizza boy.