>>1670252I never see these fags carrying TQs and whistles, which would actually useful in some kind of urban disaster. But carrying a whistle isn't as cool as carrying a shiny Gerber multitool around. I'm sure they'll be able to signal for help buried under twelve feet of parking garage with concrete dust in their lungs and throat, if not I'm sure they can always make a signal fire with their mini ferro rods laced into their boots.