>>1077161>be inna tent inna middle offa night>hear funky sounds outside>suddenly paranoia starts to creep in>I remember my training and start vigorously masturbating to the finest /d/ my head can imagine>close to finishing when I realize a black bear is raiding my tent>grab my bottle of body lotion and Mora (TM) 711 and jump out of the tent>look bear straight in the eye, he notices my huge throbbing cock, wet with precum>when he sees the cold blade of my mora he stops advancing>I start advancing and wink at him with my bottle of body lotion >he tucks tail and runs away as fast as he can, making this odd panic soundtl:dr train your jack off skills before you go solo out!
