>>1035808Befriend Zelda at a young age, grow up together, see her get kidnapped by spooky demon nonsense, find her and her guardian ninja innadesert on the surface world, save them, get harp, learn songs from the dragons and the sky whale, use it to gain entry to a tower built by the gods to test the hero, save the world from the demon king, but get cursed to eternally reincarnate to do battle with his spirit, thus saving the world and defeating ultimate evil literally infinite times until existence is over, but you STILL FAIL AT PLAYING BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR MUSIC NIGHT AT A BAR THAT ONLY SERVES PUMPKIN SOUP WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN COME HERE, WHY DO YOU HATE ME, KIIIIINNAAAAAAAA.
