>>1035589If you read the blogs, you'll see plenty of stories where people who didn't use trail names found a jar of fermented farts waiting for them at home.
Some got murdered too, but the fart jars is more common.
You may think its just a practical joke but if you receive a fart jar a killer could be in your house already.
The fart jar is to make your guardian wood spirit guide leave your side.
Once the jar is opened, the spirit gets a whiff off that ass gas and fucks right off.
Now you have no protection from black trail magicians. (The magic is black, not the magician)
After the jar is opened, the killer magician comes in, knocks you out and cuts your butthole out with scissors from a Swiss Army Knife. Sometimes he uses nail clippers.
Then he pulls all your 3.7 yards of inestines out like a [trail] magician pulling a handkerchief out of his sleeve.
