Did you know the kilt evolved from the practice of basically wearing your "sleep system?"
It was two lengths of wool fabric sewn together, because of the limitations of looms at the time, and gathered around the waist and pinned over the shoulder.
They took them off at night and slept in them.
>Everyone knows that, dumbass
Okay but why aren't you doing it today like a real highlander? You know you want to try this shit.