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Quoted By: >>1040742
Storytime:
>be me
>be 10
>dad took me fishing
>never fished before
>in boat, middle of the lake
>hours pass, we stare at our floats
>suddenly mine goes underwater, dad screams "You've got one Anon! Pull it out!"
>panic.jpg
>I pull my fishing rod with the power of the thousand suns
>it was approx. 10 cm little fishy like the one pic related
>it launched from the water at orbital velocity
>dad starts spazzing out of laughter
>whathaveidone.png
>string snaps, fish proceeds to climb altitude rapidly
>reaches apoapsis
>scales shine brightly in the summer sunlight
>i stare in silent awe, dad still laughing
>little carp, starts it's final descend into atmosphere
>impacts lake at supersonic speed
>emerges seconds later
>fish is kill
>tfw I have single-handedly created fish space program
To this day I think, that little fishy died because heart attack. We've took that fish into our boat and fried it later on. It tasted fine.
Also, general fishing thread,
>be me
>be 10
>dad took me fishing
>never fished before
>in boat, middle of the lake
>hours pass, we stare at our floats
>suddenly mine goes underwater, dad screams "You've got one Anon! Pull it out!"
>panic.jpg
>I pull my fishing rod with the power of the thousand suns
>it was approx. 10 cm little fishy like the one pic related
>it launched from the water at orbital velocity
>dad starts spazzing out of laughter
>whathaveidone.png
>string snaps, fish proceeds to climb altitude rapidly
>reaches apoapsis
>scales shine brightly in the summer sunlight
>i stare in silent awe, dad still laughing
>little carp, starts it's final descend into atmosphere
>impacts lake at supersonic speed
>emerges seconds later
>fish is kill
>tfw I have single-handedly created fish space program
To this day I think, that little fishy died because heart attack. We've took that fish into our boat and fried it later on. It tasted fine.
Also, general fishing thread,
