When they mention going outdoors they bring up the weather, axes, knifes, matches, how to sleep etc..

nobody ever mentions the pooping...

I demand infographics.

As a man of the city who usually wipes till he bleeds and showers afterwards, squatting outside make me feel vulnerable, i didnt get to wipe until i saw red and there were no showers.

I stood up, tossed the poop into a shrubbery with my shovel, burned the paper, corrected my pants then left the site feeling empty inside, with shameful steps of resignation.