How do I force myself to go /out/ when I fucking despise every outdoors activity?

>hiking: literally walk around and look at trees for hours
>camping: hiking except you get to sleep in a plastic bag
>fishing: sit on your ass getting bit by bugs and sunburned for hours until some brainless fish falls for your bait
>hunting: difficult to get into if you were not raised doing it, as far as I can tell you sit in a stand in some woods watching paint dry until game comes by
>gardening: put in MASSIVE amounts of effort and time, get bit by fire ants and stung by wasps, half your crops die, after months get some mediocre tomatoes you could have just bought for like $2
>climbing: too expensive to get into
>skiing: ditto
>all of the above except hunting: full of numale cucks and their nemeses the redneck trailer trash

However every time I /out/ I experience amazing health benefits, for example my skin clears up and I get a raging erection, so I guess the bacteria from all the disgusting filth outside boosts T somehow. How do I force myself to go /out/? I'm thinking maybe I should just get an outdoors job so I'll actually have some concrete task to complete while I'm out there and not just bumbling about in the woods trying to entertain myself.