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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 09:30:22 No.1079420 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1079501 >>1079546 >>1079619 >>1079728 >>1079967 >>1081650 >>1081688 >>1081689 >>1081751 >>1085275 >>1085608 >>1085743

Guys, I got poison oak on my dick and balls. What should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 10:28:33 No.1079434 Report

Quoted By: >>1079498

Shove some up your ass to counter-act the poison
*2years of meme school

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 10:55:11 No.1079441 Report

Quoted By: >>1085436

Apply with 320 grit sandpaper for extra effectiveness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 13:20:16 No.1079492 Report

Quoted By: >>1079619

Suffer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 13:31:42 No.1079498 Report

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>>1079434
>2 yrs meme school
Thanks for the giggle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 13:36:07 No.1079501 Report

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>>1079420
You're in misery for at least a week. Try not to scratch it, and maybe some Benadryl will take the itch down a notch. Some leftover narcotics from a broken arm helped when I had a bad dose of Toxiodendron, but not enough to warrant a script. You have to ride it out.

Keep it clean and don't post pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 14:47:22 No.1079546 Report

Quoted By: >>1079697

>>1079420
carfully dip them in a hot bowl of freshly made oatmeal repeatedly for 1 to 2 minutes
itch should subside about 5 minutes later and rash will disappear in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 16:23:31 No.1079592 Report

Quoted By:

Rubbing alcohol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 17:03:38 No.1079618 Report

Quoted By:

lost cause. you have to amputate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 17:06:52 No.1079619 Report

Quoted By: >>1079629

>>1079420
alcohol to dissolve oils remove them with a cloth (don't use sandpaper on your dick)
then >>1079492

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 17:23:53 No.1079629 Report

Quoted By: >>1079642 >>1079665 >>1079691

>>1079619
>isopropyl
>on your scrotum

Holy fucking Christ I did this once and I have never felt such acute, intense pain to rival it. Never do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 17:32:13 No.1079640 Report

Quoted By:

> Bengay
I shit you not it works

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 17:35:09 No.1079642 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079629
Had you recently shaved your balls? In this instance, isopropyl is a good idea; it will dissolve the urushiol from the poison oak and help prevent the rash from spreading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 18:28:35 No.1079665 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079629
You coward it only hurts for like 10 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 19:01:09 No.1079691 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079629
are you a cutfag by any chance? alcohol doesn't hurt normal people on the skin. only if you have wounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 19:11:47 No.1079697 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079546
Good call. Totally forgot about the oatmeal bath meme. (After several bad encounters, I learned to ID the shit with a quickness).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 19:43:10 No.1079728 Report

Quoted By: >>1079738

>>1079420
Seriously, nobody wonders how OP got his balls poisoned? I need the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2017 19:57:31 No.1079738 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079728
It's basically always cross contamination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 02:27:57 No.1079892 Report

Quoted By: >>1079961

very hot water remedy will get rid of itching for about 8hrs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 02:56:06 No.1079901 Report

Quoted By: >>1079918

Use Obamacare, go to doctor, get a shot for it...it will be better in days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 03:02:19 No.1079906 Report

Quoted By: >>1079964

Sand paper and 151 is the cure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 03:24:11 No.1079918 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079901
> implying if you aren't 400 lbs and living with your parents you can get obamacare
Lul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 04:50:25 No.1079961 Report

Quoted By: >>1080159

>>1079892
Plz dont use hot water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 04:54:00 No.1079964 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079906
This will unironically work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 05:10:35 No.1079967 Report

Quoted By: >>1080192

>>1079420
Find some jewelweed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:39:38 No.1080159 Report

Quoted By: >>1080167 >>1080191 >>1080237

>>1079961
i thought it was a meme but i tried it and it hurt sooo bad and itched so bad but afterward it really worked.
but you have to almost scald yourself to do it, not recommended for sensitive areas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:53:48 No.1080167 Report

Quoted By:

>>1080159
Just rub bengay on it faggot it will feel better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:46:02 No.1080191 Report

Quoted By: >>1082128

>>1080159
or just use capsaicin cream.
the idea is to exhaust the heat receptors which also removes the itch sensation. when i had shingles i found it works great and lets me get some relief and sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:47:07 No.1080192 Report

Quoted By: >>1080194 >>1080195

>>1079967
>jewelweed
>for itching balls
this must be some ancient wisdom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:50:31 No.1080194 Report

Quoted By: >>1080360

>>1080192
Look it up, anon. Jewelweed sap is very effective against poison oak, sumac, and ivy. Jewelweed is also abundant, especially in areas where poison plants occur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:52:35 No.1080195 Report

Quoted By: >>1080360

>>1080192
>he doesn't know about jewel weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 17:58:07 No.1080237 Report

Quoted By:

>>1080159
No you absolute moron it isn't because it relieves the itching. I know it does that.

IT MAKES THE RASH WORSE. Holy Christ.

The last thing you EVER want to do with poison ivy is open up the pores of your skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:17:30 No.1080360 Report

Quoted By:

>>1080194
>>1080195
yeah but i mean it's almost like some guy foresaw this anons plight. or maybe other dumb fucks scratched their family jewels with contaminated hands in his time too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:41:09 No.1080375 Report

Quoted By:

It's all about that rhuligel

Source: I used to get poison ivy without fail every summer from ages 8-15

Also if you are a man and get poison ivy it's a assumed its on your dick and balls. You don't have to actually say it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:45:37 No.1080465 Report

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just order a 5L bottle of n-Butanol or dichloromethane from Sigma Aldrich and douse it on your balls to remove the oils

100% it works

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:47:44 No.1080506 Report

Quoted By: >>1080515 >>1085278

Please.... help me....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 00:01:22 No.1080515 Report

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>>1080506
only god can help you now
it's in your lungs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Aug 2017 09:48:59 No.1081650 Report

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>>1079420

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Aug 2017 12:23:08 No.1081688 Report

Quoted By: >>1084840

>>1079420

If worst comes to worst have your mom take you to your pediatrician to get a a steroid shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Aug 2017 12:30:02 No.1081689 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079420
Are you sure you asked this in right place? A Japanese anime internet forum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Aug 2017 15:05:22 No.1081751 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079420
White gas (Colman campsite fuel)
Will dry it up overnight amd stop it from spreading

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2017 00:37:44 No.1082128 Report

Quoted By: >>1084810 >>1085100

>>1080191
>capsaicin
So... if you get poison ivy on your nuts, spray them with bear spray?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Aug 2017 23:59:32 No.1084810 Report

Quoted By:

>>1082128

Well it'd probabably make the pain more bearable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 00:35:32 No.1084840 Report

Quoted By:

>>1081688
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 11:37:18 No.1085075 Report

Quoted By:

Burn it, with fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 12:54:59 No.1085100 Report

Quoted By:

>>1082128
>exhaust the heat receptors which also removes the pain and itch sensation

it works it's not understood currently how it is acting in this regard but it works.

now if you spray bear spray on your dick and balls please make a video and post it on youtube! not sure how you arrived to the conclusion it's the same thing essentially but i would pay to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 18:45:13 No.1085275 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079420
Post a picture of your dick and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 18:48:55 No.1085278 Report

Quoted By:

>>1080506

Get a washcloth soaked with hot water and place it on your face. Best feeling in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2017 21:08:36 No.1085436 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079441
surely 40

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 00:02:30 No.1085608 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079420
Dawn soap works, or any degreaser that is testicle safe. Or a girl who you really dont like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 03:58:41 No.1085743 Report

Quoted By:

>>1079420
remove them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2017 11:05:31 No.1085869 Report

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Currently have poison ivy on my ass AMA

P.s. its horrible :(

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