>>1088949>All western states are full of disgusting hipsters and yuppie faggots.this is true of Colorado cities, bike paths, trails, campgrounds, and dog parks.
Once you get away from those and into the woods you will find very few people. The most commonly encountered will be the Hispanic male gun owner. These usually congregate in groups of 3-5 and will be shooting high-power rifles and sideways-held pistols in areas dangerously close to you and other innocent children.
Next are the homeless. Usually drunk, always insane. You can smell them from a ways away and hope to avoid them. Always accompanied by a very skittish female golden retriever named betsy-boo.
Next you have the mountain men. Grizzled oldguys wearing dad jeans and flannel shirts. Ball cap is optional. They'll usually stare at you until you go away, but if you have some gray hair or a snickers bar they may regale you with tales of local history and the conquests of their youth so long ago.
Also fairly common are the illegal dumpers. Usually miles away from any road, they've shown a skill at off-road driving that would make the best Moab-stomping rock crawlers green with envy. If you encounter a truck full of trash with a very sneaky looking Mexican dumping stuff out of it as quickly as possible, just take a silent pic of their license plate and sneak away as quietly as possible.
People sneaking a smoke or a drink- usually Mormons, but often just folks that told their gf they quit smoking/drinking and really need a buzz. Not great conversationalists, they just want to do their biz and get out.
Other than that the woods are empty aside from hunting season when Texas invades and takes over every inch of our wilderness with 4wheelers, bad beer, and bad shots.
