>>1096337I think we all do this anon.
One time I was staying at privately-run camp ground. Nice property, some flat space up a piney hill, nice views and breezes... Downside being the owners/staff of the place were rather rude, apathetic, and yet clearly moneygrubbing. I could say more, but whatever, they spoiled the atmosphere a bit.
So night before we were to leave, I woke up and had to piss real bad, so got up, got my shoes on, then realized I had to shit too. There was an outhouse a few hundred yards away, but no lighting, and I just had one of those "ah fuck it" feelings. Went behind a large boulder just off my campsite, pissed for a solid minute, then dropped trou, squatted and squeezed.... A single solid poo thudded, but... was a lot larger than I was expecting, must've been building up for a couple days. Kicked some dirt and leaves on it and went back to bed.
Next day my GF (now wife) gets up, decides to go for a pee with the same idea I had. She comes back and casually mentions "wow, some really large dog must've taken a shit behind that rock, there's a huge poo back there".
Before we actually left, I found a rock and put it on top of the poo.
