>>1096210realistically they'd need to do a couple tours with the Marines in Afghanistan in a combat zone before coming home and using the GI Bill to get a degree in law enforcement.
then once they're grossly overqualified they have to volunteer for a position with the Park Circus cleaning shitters for less than minimum wage 6 months a year. If after 5 years of doing that their coworkers like them and they've kissed enough ass they might get offered a full time position.
Gov jobs are comfy af but good luck getting in.
