I was camping with my normie friends and I just started kicking them over as I saw them because it's common sense, and these half-baked suburban hippies started berating me for disturbing nature. Meanwhile they brought a cooler full of craft beers and enough weed to kill a horse. I left them for about 45 minutes and when I came back they had tried to start a fire with a canister of gasoline because one of them brought it along thinking it was lighter fluid. They had poured the canister directly on the flame, and whipped a flame trail over the entire campsite. They managed to put it out with a carpet they had brought so they wouldn't have to sit on the ground.
